Oh well. Time to move on. Sorry, friends, but Charlie and Zola have neither time for nor interest in dealing with this. Tails need chasing and butts need scratching.
In a new twist, though, my two yet-unnamed tortoises just announced that they are about to start working on software for better automatic paper generator. This will take time, as with any software. Plus, these are turtles, you know. Still, beware, for these two guys (or gals, I can't really tell) know what they're doing.